Wrong Hole!
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The ‘boring’ back story: Due to my urethra being fried by radiotherapy in 1995 when having treatment for a Ewing’s Sarcoma, it means that left to its own devices my urethra will shrink down to absolutely nothing! Resulting in that hardcore pushing to get the piss out causing a pressure build up and has lead to early stages of kidney failure! And so to stop proper kidney failure I need to use catheters occasionally to help empty my bladder. So here I am, struggling to find the correct hole down there! And the tube isn’t small enough anyway, mine is extra dinky! Firstly I attempt things by using the view on my phone screen, but my bush makes it impossible to see. So I grabbed a mirror from the bedroom and still managed to poke the tube in my vagina rather than up into my bladder on my first attempt with a proper reflection!
Video Transcription
Hey, hey, hey! How are you doing? I kind of need a wee-wee, but it's not really happening,
so I think it is about time we use one of these.
What you need is a catheter, and the phone I'm filming on is the wonky one, so I can't
really see what I'm doing, but I'm just going to pray that I can hit the right spots nice
and easily. So I'm going to try peeing in the bath.